Jerry Seinfeld to be Microsoft’s Pitchman August 21, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in News, Technology.Tags: Advertising, Apple, Bill Gates, Jerry Seinfeld, Mac, Microsoft, Technology
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I posted recently about how the OS war is about to get a-rumblin. Microsoft announced recently that they will spend $300 million on a new ad campaign to take some of the sting out of the pounding they’ve been getting from Apple.
Microsoft’s choice as its new pitchman is comedian, Jerry Seinfeld. Now I love Jerry, and still watch Seinfeld, but he doesn’t seem to be the ideal pitchman for a company struggling to shed some perception issues, and trying to right the Vista ship.
It could be that Microsoft is really that out of touch with computer buyers. After all, Jerry bowed out of TV and most people’s minds in 1998. How much impact is he going to have on the younger crowd who see computers as stylish accessories?
According to ChannelWeb, Jerry will appear in ads with Bill Gates. I wonder if they’ll do a take on the “I am a Mac” ads where Bill will play the role of the guy who looks like Bill Gates, but only in this version, Bill will be hip and cool, while Jerry will be the guy who plays the Mac, and he’ll look old and dated. That’s how I’d script it, any way. But then again, maybe that’s why I’m not an ad guy. By the way, anyone remember what kind of computer Jerry had in the earlier episodes of Seinfeld?
Let’s just hope that Jerry doesn’t do to Microsoft what he did to Leapin’ Larry’s.
A Little Break August 20, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Blogging, Off-Topic.Tags: Cabernet Sauvignon, Colorado, Grand Junction, Merlot, Palisade, Wine, Wine Tasting
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Well, I’ve taken a short break from blogging, but I’m hoping to get back into regularly posting about whatever’s on my mind.
The wife and I took a trip to Grand Junction, CO last weekend. We toured the heart of Colorado wine country in and around Palisade. There are some great wineries in the area, and we lugged home about three cases of wine. My wife loves Syrah and Shiraz, so I think we got a bottle at nearly each winery we visited. We came home with several bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon, and a delicious little find – the Cabernet Franc – that I haven’t seen in the stores (maybe cuz I haven’t been looking for it). Anyhoo, Cab Franc is widely used in blends, but vintners are starting to use it on its own. It’s a bit more mellow than the Cab Sauvignon, but still has a lot of intensity.
We also picked up a few novelty varietals, too. I found a great Merlot blush at a vineyard way off the beaten path that will be great chilled on a warm summer afternoon. I don’t usually care for the sweeter wines, but this is quite tasty.
At the same vineyard that we got the Merlot blush, the vintner was was doing a barrel tasting of a Merlot that had been in the barrel for about six months. My wife and I were lucky enough to get to sample this young wine. Oh my gosh, it was fantastic! He said he was going to bottle it early next year.
The prices were very reasonable, too. When you can get a great bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon for under 20 bucks, it makes it easy to build up a collection.
The great thing about wine tasting is that you get to try it before you buy it. So everything we came home with is stuff we know we like. I’ve spent the better part of many trips to the liquor store standing in the isle trying to decide between this one or that one. Without being able to taste it first, or not having a recommendation on which to buy, it’s a kind of a game of chance. Usually the odds are in your favor, but when you spend 15 bucks for a bottle and it’s not what you expect, it’s disappointing.
So now I have to get a new rack for my wine cellar (more accurately, an empty part of my basement). And I’m looking forward to the next occasion when I can enjoy another great bottle. Wednesday can be an occasion, right?
That Old PC May Still Have Some Life August 12, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Internet, Linux, Technology.Tags: Computers, Internet, Linux, Technology, Ubuntu, Xubuntu
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As the Web has gotten more useful, and Internet connections faster, more “computing” is moving off the desktop and into the cloud – the techie one, not the puffy one. This Web 2.0 stuff allows users to manage their finances, watch full-length TV shows and movies, create documents, share photos, play games, and do all sorts of other stuff, with just a web browser. Many users could simply remove every other application from their computer and still be able to do everything they wanted to.
So I started thinking, “Why does a person need to spend even a few hundred bucks on hardware and a bloated OS (I’m talking about you, Windows), if they’re going to do most of their activities through a web browser?” I mean, that notion reminds me of The Simpsons episode in which Homer goes to buy a computer. Homer tells the sales guy that he needs it for email, to which the sales guy replies, “Oh, you’ll need a top of the line computer for that.”
I set out to build an Internet PC, whose only function would be to get me on the Internet. The only other application that will run is the XMMS media player so I can access my favorite Electronic/Techno/Trance streams at DI.fm . Everything else will be done in a browser.
I got an old Pentium III PC from work. It has a 10GB hard drive and 256MB of RAM. Then I had to find
an OS that would run on those specs. Windows XP would run on it, but not very well, and I wanted this experiment to be more cutting-edge than running an OS released in 2002. I tried installing the Ubuntu distribution of Linux, but that was still too much OS for this old PC. Xubuntu, an off-shoot of Ubuntu, was developed for older PCs, so that’s what I installed.
It’s about to get a little geeky now, so if you have a weak stomach, you should skip this next paragraph.
When my system is idle, processor utilization runs about 8% and the system uses about 88MB of its 256 megs of RAM. When I start my XMMS media player, the processor goes to about 12% and RAM usage goes to about 92MB. An idle FireFox pegs the processor at around 22%, and the system consumes about 130MB. So these are great numbers, and indicative of a lean OS that doesn’t have to run unnecessary processes in the background, like some OSes. And my old computer can avoid the recycle graveyard for a little longer.
XMMS runs fines; the audio stream is clear and smooth. Opening pages and apps within FireFox is a little slow, but still functional. Watching videos at Hulu is impossible. The video was just too choppy, and my processor was pegged at 100%. A Family Guy clip at YouTube played ok, but at least it was watchable. I’m not likely to watch videos on the desktop, any way. If I going to watch videos on a computer, I’ll grab my MacBook and get comfy on the couch. So the video thing is not really a problem.
I’m up for some testing, so if you know of an even leaner flavor of Linux, let me know. I still want to run XMMS and Firefox in it, though.
Overall, I’m calling my Internet PC experiment a success. I took an old PC that has no other value and turned it into a usable device. I’ve no idea how often I will use it, but at least I know it can be done. And this post is even being written on my Linux Internet machine.
Keep those Comments Coming – Part 2 up Soon August 11, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Blogging, Linux, Technology.Tags: Blogging, Communicating, Linux, Technology
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Many thanks to everyone who read Part 1 of my post about what Linux can do to go mainstream, and special thanks to those who commented. This was one of my post popular posts, and I welcome the feedback, and even the challenge by some to my ideas. It’s great having people comment and challenge me, because it forces me to defend my stance, and to consider an issue from a completely different point of view. I’m certainly not an expert or even an intermediate user of Linux. So in a way, this is a learning opportunity for me. But I’m also presenting my argument for the perspective of the average user, you know, the person who buys a computer to use Word and browse the Web.
I always try to reply to each comment, because if you took the time to post a comment, I want you to know I appreciate it.
I hope to have Part 2 of that post up on Tuesday. I have some edits that I need to do, and judging from the feedback, I better have my thoughts in order, or I’ll end up looking stupid. Of course, that may be the case, regarless of how well organized my thoughts are.
Cutting the Strings in a New Mobile World August 8, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Internet, Mobility, Smartphone, Technology.Tags: Evernote, Mobile Web, Mobility, Smartphone, Technology, Twitter
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The world of mobility has taken a giant leap forward in recent months. In May of 2006 I bought the just-released Motorola Q. There wasn’t much available on the smartphone, and its mainly selling point was being able to sync with Exchange for email, calendar, and tasks. The mobile web was nearly non-existant in 2006. News sites were about the only web sites that were neatly formatted for the mobile web browser.
I was disappointed with the Q, because I wanted it to do more than be just a communications device. I wanted a tiny, palm-sized computer, but the Q, and other smartphones at the time weren’t up to the task. They still aren’t really up the task today, but the technology has emerged to make them more useful. I dumped the Q in favor of a flip phone.
A couple of weeks ago, though, I got out the ol’ Q, dusted it off, and reactivated it. See, I have two teenage kids, and since teens use their phones more for sending text messages than talking, I’m getting sucked into texting. Initially, I was like, why don’t you just call; it’s easier than typing out a text message on that little phone keypad. However, I’m realizing that sending text messages can be more convenient at times, than making a call. I also wanted to try out Twitter to see what all the buzz was about. Have you ever tried typing on the regular phone keypad? My kids can do just fine, but I wanted something a little easier to use.
Well, I discovered – happily – that the mobile world moved on without me. Mobile search, which had just emerged as a really useful tool when I dumped my Q, is getting better. I was out pillow shopping this week, and was planning to pick up some wings for dinner after shopping. I thought I had the number for Buffalo Wild Wings in my contacts list, but it was actually in on my flip phone. No worries. I fired up Google, did a local search for BWW, and was able to dial the number right from the search results – very cool stuff. My wings were ready for pick up as I arrived.
But there’s so much more. I can create notes on a site called, Evernote, and access those notes from a desktop application, from their web app, or from my phone. I can blog from my smartphone. I can go to Twitter’s mobile site and send tweets and see what my Twitter buddies are doing. I can set tasks and get reminders from Remember The Milk. I can listen to streaming audio from DI.fm, my favorite Electronic/Techno/Trance station. I can even check my bank account balance through the bank’s mobile interface.
I probably jumped into mobility a little too soon, and I definitely had unrealistic expectations from my smartphone. But now there’s so much that can be done with web-enabled mobile devices. It is so cool to have all this information available without being tethered to a computer. Sites and mobile apps are getting better, and the offerings are becoming more plentiful. Devices are getting better and easier to use, too. I don’t know if there will ever be a tiny, palm-sized computer. But then again, as rich as the mobile web is becoming, I may not even need it.
IBM Aims to Win Back the Desktop August 6, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Business, News, Technology, Windows.Tags: IBM, Linux, Microsoft, Windows
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IBM announced at LinuxWorld that it wants to offer a complete package of Linux for corporate desktops integrated with Lotus Notes and Lotus Symphony software that would compete with Microsoft’s Windows and Office suite. According to an article at Ars Technica:
IBM hopes that disillusionment with Vista and uncertainty about Microsoft’s long-term roadmap will create an opening for Linux to emerge as a stronger contender in the desktop market. The Linux and Lotus bundle will give consumers a low-cost desktop productivity option that is built around open standards from the ground up.
I would love to see a viable alternative to Windows. For one, the Windows platform is old and stodgy. A Linux desktop would be refreshing, and I’ve heard great things about Lotus Notes. And of course Windows clients have those notorious security and infection problems. Our company, with 200ish users, spends about $15K per year for various layers of virus protection and maintenance contracts for our AV software.
If any company has the resources to chip away at Microsoft’s hold over the corporate desktop, it’s IBM. But at least two major hurdles stand in IBM’s way.
Compatibility and User Resistance
Platforms are much more open today than they have been. The same PDF file can be read on Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux machines. Macs and Linux machines can be joined to Windows Active Directory domains and can access Windows files as seamlessly as a Windows client. But there will always be that one application or that one file that a user can’t work without that will keep IT departments challenged. And you know those sales guys are gonna get pissy when the “cool” animation in their slide presentation doesn’t play in PowerPoint.
IT departments will also need to review how to get users trained and up to speed with Lotus Notes and Lotus Symphony. Many users are resistant to change; it’s probably one of the reasons Microsoft is dominant in the enterprise environment. Who’s going to tell the sweet old receptionist that she’s going to have to start using Word Perfect instead of Word. And oh my gosh! You’re going to get pelted with that bowl of hard candy when she finds her desktop icons out of place.
Experienced Linux Support
And speaking of IT departments: The IT world is filled with a lot of Windows administrators, but not as many Linux admins. Organizations can’t simply decide to roll out Linux desktops without first looking at their IT staff’s expertise with Linux. In mixed environments, companies will need personnel experienced with both platforms. To make the transition easier, and as a show that IBM is really serious about being a genuine threat to Microsoft, IBM should offer free Linux training to support personnel and administrators.
CTOs and CIOs are going to have to weigh the pain and cost of migrating platforms to the continued cost of support a Windows environment. Sure, the Windows environments may have security issues, virus issues, stability issues, and so on. But these issues are known, and IT departments are comfortable combating these issues daily. Migrating to Linux may solve some of these, but what are the unknown issues that are sure to arise?
I’m sure the brain trust at IBM has thought about these issues and has a strategy to overcome them and a host of other obstacles. This isn’t something that’s going to happen quickly, of course, so IBM needs to be prepared for a long war with Microsoft. Microsoft, for it’s part, is deeply dug in, with enormous resources of its own. IBM gave away desktop computing to Microsoft a long time ago. Now may be the best and last chance IBM has to win some of that market back.
Twitter and the Art of being Succinct August 2, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Blogging, Internet, Random Thoughts, Technology.Tags: Blogging, Technology, Twitter, Writting
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When I was in school, I never had a problem filing an essay with the required amount of words. Write a two page essay (back in the day it was hand-written) on what freedom means to me. No problem. My friends would get me to help them write their papers, because they knew I could fluff it up with my verbose writing style. I also had a knack for making what I wrote seem like I knew what I was talking about. Essay exams were my forte. I could simply pay attention in literature class, not read any of the stories, and ace the essay exams. My results on multiple tests, however, were disastrous.
Fast forward now to the later part of the first decade of the 21st century (see how I made the preceding phrase unnecessarily long), and one finds an enormous amount of information in text form. News, blogs, marketing material, how to’s, encyclopedias, discussion boards, instant messages, email, and so on. It’s all in text, and it’s all at our finger tips. And there’s so much of it.
I’ve been using Twitter, the microblogging text service for about a week. In case you didn’t know, with Twitter you send a message, or Tweet, through a web interface or via text message. Each tweet is limited to 140 characters, standard text message size. On one hand Twitter just adds to the clutter of our already-cluttered lives. Throughout the days last week, I would pause briefly to see what my fellow tweeters were up to. I read an interest series of Tweets from a Congressman as the House of Representatives was letting out for a five-week vacation. I’ve been following Barack Obama’s campaign via twitter. One guy picked up an infant for foster care from the department of human services. He even had a link to a pic of the “new arrival.”
It’s interesting to me, having no problem expressing myself through the written word, that we can actually say what we need to say in just 140 characters. I sent some tweets last week, and noted that several of mine came very close to the 140 character max. When you send a tweet from Twitter’s web site, there is a counter with the message box that counts down the number of characters you have remaining for that tweet. When you get below 10 characters left, the number turns red. I’m having a little trouble adapting in the Twitter world so far. Maybe that’s why I maintain a blog: so all my thought can spill out in text on a computer screen and I don’t have any restrictions.
I’m going to continue using Twitter for at least a few more weeks. If nothing else, it’s a neat way to people-watch. But I wonder as I continue to use Twitter if I will get better at getting my thought out in fewer and fewer characters. And I also wonder if being limited only 140 charactes per thought will eventually affect the length of my blog posts.
Don’t Even Bring that MacBook to the NY Bar Exam August 1, 2008
Posted by AlisterComputeron in Humor, Mac, News, Technology, Windows.Tags: Exams, Lawyers, Mac, Technology, Windows
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This was kinda funny, so I thought I share.
The New York Bar Association has a strict no Mac policy for would-be lawyers taking the bar exam. The NY Bar doesn’t plan to revisit the policy until February of next year at the earliest.
It seems that the testing software on Windows isn’t very stable, as the support for it has been call buggy. The software is designed to lock out other programs so the exam-takers can use other resources as
references. Probably only time those lawyers will be honest. Anyhoo, after a series of questions and answers on the computer, there is the essay part of the exam, which includes a disclaimer stating in effect, continue your essay on the computer at your own risk if you experience technical difficulties or have been instructed not to. Who’s writing this software, any way?
I’m just waiting for the class-action suit by these newly minted lawyers. Too easy, I know.



















